Not drowning but waving (from 24th Jun 06)
July 27, 2009 at 11:33 pm | In Migrated 20six stuff | Leave a CommentTags: crap theme park, dream, floods, green clouds, London Eye, london underground
thisisalloneword strikes up conversation with guy on train. guy is ballet dancer. i have lived with two says this is and he tell of dani and paul (this is not correct but, hey, whatever) they are travelling far west on a london underground train, though they are above ground now, as the tube tends to do on the outskirts of the city. thisisalloneword looks outside and upwards, notices that there is a solitary green tinged cloud in the sky – strange colour, no? he is told that it is not uncommon, but still, strange to see…
…the tube stops, end of the line, at a crappy fun park (do not think roller coasters and dodgems and such – think muddy grass, few slides, small train, few animals…) thisisalloneword is not impressed, he walks up a hill towards a large red brick building, doesn’t go inside but stares eastwards out across the london cityscape, quite a view; you can see the london eye, the large ferris wheel next to the thames river. the eye seems so large, even from this far out of the city. something is not right with it – it has come loose, a man is trying to attach it back onto its holding – the man must be half a kilometre high! but even he can not lift the big wheel back up – think of all the people trapped inside!
The wheel drops into the river and this causes a massive wave to come travelling at high speed towards thisis, is he high enough? Yes, just – the wave breaks and comes up to his ankle, but another wave is coming, more and more waves are washing over london! thisis finds higher ground and tries to take cover behind a pillar and under a tarpaulin that is atached to the red brick building.
The waves crash over head, the tarpaulin won’t hold out much longer – the water has become redy-orange and slightly acidic also.
Run away thisisalloneword! Run!
There are survivors, one of them thinks that he is Martin Jol, the spurs manager, and he has a chainsaw and an evil look about him, but everything will be all right, he is just an actor, playing a role for some Children’s ITV thing, I think.
The next day I found myself thinking that this happened a year after the flood at Glastonbury – weird. And then I was walking through Green Park across a bridge, I waited while a Japanese woman had her photo taken and I looked around and saw the London Eye staring back at me and – Wow! – deja vu! There it was, same angle, same proportion as I had seen in my dream…
Discordian Attack on thisisalloneword After Previous Blog Activity
December 7, 2008 at 3:47 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: discordians, dream, prison, shaving, trains
…from a previous blogging existance I may have written about the discordians. They are back sneaking into my flat while I look after the kid from the flat downstairs for a few minutes. They sneak in pidgeons and squirrels into my flat and are planning to rollerskate non stop outside the block until I do something – not sure what. They have sneaked into the loft space and will crawl out to vex me further – I stick a brolly up there and open it to try and shoo them out. God damn discordians.
…as I explain to people later it may have all started with a railway station in north london which is constructed along random lines – to travol east you sometimes have to stand on the near platform and other times at the far platform, with no idea which is right until the train gets here. 3 dimensional space gives no clues here. The whole thing is a coin toss and that was my introduction to the unorganistaion.
…and then last night we recount the story of thisisallonewords incarceration at her majesties pleasure, both times in the same nick, somewhere underground in London (it can be reached by tube) there are two levels of which thisisallooneword is staying on the higher. The lower is a filthy cesspit with crowded cells and no law (even amongst thieves) where Andy G has decided to stay becuase the sentance is reduced for those staying there.
My second stay sees me as an old hand and its much easier. I find myself shaving my head but whilst carrying out the activity I find I am in fact shaving a piece of paper whose typed words are made of hair, I shave it down to legible stubble. I am then freed.
Celebrity Rubbish Kitchen
November 8, 2008 at 12:45 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 CommentTags: asparagus, celebrities, cooking, David Mitchell, dream, dreams, food, Gordon Ramsey, Robert Webb
Charlotte, Phil and myself are working in a restaurant which serves customers seated in my parents back garden two of whom are David Mitchell and Robert Webb. The Restaurant seems to be run by head chef Gordon Ramsey so maybe we are on some sort of tv show? Someone has prepared a salad for Mitchell which has lettuce and chopped up bits of ham and I am picking through it because I am hungry.
My memory is jogged; isn’t David Mitchell a vegitarian? We can’t serve him this ham salad even though he ordered it. Ah I remember! The name of the salad he ordered often refers to asparagus and lettuce instead of ham and lettuce. Maybe I could cook up some asparagus and pop that in after eating the bits of ham. I pop a saucepan on the stove to start boiling the water and then go and ask him if he is happy with that. He isn’t. He wants something else now.
I go back to the stove which I no longer need only to find that Ramsey has ‘borrowed’ the boiling water anyway to cook some frozen peas and sweetcorn.
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