Hindsight of Police Raid no Preparation for Polar Bear Appearance

May 27, 2009 at 11:52 am | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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At some festival thisisalloneword is procuring some medication, some of those legal highs and also to stock up on normal meds, he needs some more of this hand cream that he keeps using, I wonder why? The guy running the store sure knows because he’s been producing these lotions and balms from a list of normal ingredients plus a few abnormal ones, highly addictive ones, which mean that sales of hand cream have been significantly higher of late.
Thisisalloneword will become mixed in with this shady character and very soon he is a part of the great swindle, although not for long because the very next day the store is raided and they all find themselves at the mercy of a corrupt police department – seemingly American – who will pocket takings and close us down. After a brief chase they corner thisisalloneword in a small warehouse room stuffed with counterfeit vinyl records (could this be a dream?) although there are some official ones there too, some valuable ones to boot.
Impending violence from the officials against our hapless wanderer causes something to happen. Something happens.

Two days earlier, maybe two, maybe three, not sure. Head shaken and thoughts checked, dust brushed from clothes, eyes adjusting to light, where is thisisalloneword now? Ah, the confusion of time travel, always clouds memories and tinkers around with your internal workings.
Thisisalloneword is in the store warehouse but back in time, he now has to prepare those working there, people he has never met in the grand time-scale plan of things, for the impending search warrant and legal difficulties. Stashes are moved, money is cleaned, customers are turned away, the word is put out that the place is legit. Customers, addicts, are sent packing with an extra bit of money and a stern ‘do not come back here for days’ speech that should mean they hook up elsewhere.

But who is thisisalloneword? He does not seem to be himself and has not been since his time travelling. He may well have taken over some one else from this episode – some minor character – and this is why his appearance has not caused certain levels of confusion.

Anyway, strategies are playing themselves out and the key players have been told that the raid is inevitable and they do not know how thisisalloneword knows this, and he can not tell them (who would believe him?) but they trust, to an extent. The police have been delayed but they will strike soon, and hard, maybe the preparation and elaborate misdirection has only made things worse, maybe it antagonised them.

Thisisalloneword is now someone else… the boss? And we have a third person, rather than first person view of him. He is older, 60s I think, he is being cornered by the police and so he will fight back, but not yet, first he needs to get to a safe house where there are firearms stashed. Across the park from the warehouse everything starts resembling a Grand Theft Auto game, a large automatic weapon is located and then the camera pan up from a third person view of thisisalloneword to a birds eye view of the city map. The city plan schematics of buildings change colour from grey to yellow to indicate the police closing in, the noose tightening.
There is a way through, but not for long, everything is getting very close, he makes his way through a building, snaking through secret corridors out of windows, across alleyways and courtyards until suddenly he is trapped. Gunfire! He turns and cuts down a few of the enemy but there are a lot of them. Has he been hit? Something has happened; senses are failing…

…the alleyway becomes… softer… we turn from gangster film into Dada farce… thisisalloneword falls and lies down, but not on hard concrete but on a soft belly of a polar bear which sits up suddenly and thisisalloneword is flung upwards landing on the dazed bear again while penguins and other zoo animals begin raining from the sky. So this is how it ends, ey? A fitting ending? A satisfactory conclusion?

(from 29th Sep 05)

February 25, 2009 at 2:23 pm | In Migrated 20six stuff | Leave a Comment
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Down at the quay, back in Lymington, my Mum and Dad, other people from the town and I waited on the side of the slip for the drop to happen. The small white powerboat silently gliding, as the high tide turns, past the moorings and the jetty, before scattering the dozen or so packages down to the bed of the river at the bottom of the slip. It was still raining, it had been raining all night and most of the day before but it had settled somewhat, downgraded from torrential to light.

All of us from the sides threw ourselves into the water, me in my flannel grey dressing gown, to retrieve the packages; cocaine or heroin, from beneath us. Unseen police directed the scene from the sides, arrested were being made based upon the evidence that we would drag up from the dark nights waters.

The water was slowly rising about me. I was raised up by standing on a package so that my head was clear. My body would not respond. Something was wrong. I kept turning, around and around, pivoting on tiptoes on the tied plastic box below. What was happening to me? I tried swimming but again I could only swim around in circles. I thought that if I couldn’t sort this out then I would surely drown.

I call out to my parents who have already reached dry land and my circling becomes more controllable. I reach land with my dad pulling me up onto the side of the quay.

I walk along the quay towards the cobbles that lead up to the high street. Someone with me talks about the tunnels under us that connect shops, old pubs and houses, built by smugglers but are still used today.

I make my way to a large pub that now stands along the cobbles. Inside people from my old work that I haven’t seen for a long time mingle with new friends from London and with kids I went to school with who are obviously no longer kids but who haven’t ever changed. Did I have a drink? I can’t remember. I do know that everyone was talking about the drop that got busted. Darren someone, ex Priestlands guy, says he’ll be all right he has a nice stash at home that no one is getting their hands on. I leave them in the upstairs bar, by the back stairs and I follow JH across the cobbles to another pub. But I leave her and make my way along a tunnel into a new mall that has been built but whose shops are still to open. It runs parallel to the cobbled hill, to the east, but the hill is much steeper, so steep that I can not reach the doors at the top. It is about then that the zombies start appearing.

Everyone is running away from the quay along the tunnel to the mall, away from the zombies. But the exits here are blocked! Panic! I find a couple of wooden poles that we could use as spears. I give one to another guy and we run down the tunnel towards the advancing undead. I throw mine into a zombie’s leg but it does little to slow down the advance. People I know are getting bitten. Fox gets bitten. Anna gets bitten; I try and save her by putting her face in a blancmange shape (?!!! – Ummm…?). Then it all goes quiet, people turn back from zombies to normal people, everyone is saved, no-one died. Hooray!

I celebrate by playing, and beating, a dog (border collie) at poker. My pair of kings up against his jack five. He draws a full house on the flop, jacks over fives, I make a 4 of a kind on the turn and the river. 4 Kings! Take that dog!

The end.

307 drudgery (from 12th Dec 03)

February 18, 2009 at 1:51 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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Late late late again for work. Hey, at least I turned up today. Spent yesterday productively; sleep till 4, make mix tape using worst stereo/turntable in the world, every time someone sings the letter s or c the tape goes “sshhh”, slurrs and lisps. Hurumph.

Bus ride into work sit back from school dodger constructing large spliff in front of mothers and toddlers on upper deck. No tuts and hemhems around, this is normal then? Once was a time that Mums would tut increasingly louder till a “WHAT?” comes back from the roller. It could be worse; I was 121ing it to Southgate once with a kid up top at the back smoking crack at 4 in the afternoon. No one said a word then either.

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