things to consider (from 20th Feb 06)

April 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm | In Migrated 20six stuff | Leave a Comment
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Are you stuck in a rut? Generally thinking to yourself that something is missing in your life? Getting frustrated at the routine of your existence? Well why not try one of the exciting options open to you that should be within budget and reachable with your current structure of attainable life potential…

1. Go Postal.
2. Become addicted to Hard Drugs.
3. Join a Religious Cult.
4. Become homeless.
5. Start stockpiling pets in your cramped flat.
6. Become a career criminal.
7. Invest every penny you have on alcohol.
8. Lie down in the middle of the road.
9. Join the army.
10. Become a useless goth.
11. Try Bulliemia (sic).
12. Become morbidly obese.

There must be plenty more changes that you never even considered! Achieve your goals! You can do it! USA! USA!

10 things I have found out this year

October 10, 2008 at 2:04 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
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  1. The streets of Perth, Western Australia (and the surrounding area) make me think I am in GTA: San Andreas and Vice City.
  2. When the Air Stewards all start a round of appluase after we’ve landed then there is a good reason for this and we should be thankful. Very thankful.
  3. Playing football on wet grass, in light rain, in sneakers with no grip is not a good idea.
  4. Chase Farm Hospital website doesn’t say they have an A&E but they do and its much better than going to North Middlesex
  5. Crutches suck but they do act as a conversation starter. People on the tube will give you a seat if you have 2 crutches but will avoid eye contact and wont budge if you only have one.
  6. Dubstep is not dead and its fucking brilliant.
  7. An evening drinking Orgainc Blackberry wine is more tempting than watching Dizzee and Peter apparently.
  8. Big Chill is ace and late 80s/early 90s acid house is great and dance tents are more fun than big main stages.
  9. Last.fm is web.2 crack.
  10. I can still just about rollerblade but not for too long and I should not assume that I can still ‘do jumps’ and stuff.

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