(from 29th Sep 05)
February 25, 2009 at 2:23 pm | In Migrated 20six stuff | Leave a CommentTags: dogs, dreams, drowning, drugs, old 20six, poker, pubs, zombies
Down at the quay, back in Lymington, my Mum and Dad, other people from the town and I waited on the side of the slip for the drop to happen. The small white powerboat silently gliding, as the high tide turns, past the moorings and the jetty, before scattering the dozen or so packages down to the bed of the river at the bottom of the slip. It was still raining, it had been raining all night and most of the day before but it had settled somewhat, downgraded from torrential to light.
All of us from the sides threw ourselves into the water, me in my flannel grey dressing gown, to retrieve the packages; cocaine or heroin, from beneath us. Unseen police directed the scene from the sides, arrested were being made based upon the evidence that we would drag up from the dark nights waters.
The water was slowly rising about me. I was raised up by standing on a package so that my head was clear. My body would not respond. Something was wrong. I kept turning, around and around, pivoting on tiptoes on the tied plastic box below. What was happening to me? I tried swimming but again I could only swim around in circles. I thought that if I couldn’t sort this out then I would surely drown.
I call out to my parents who have already reached dry land and my circling becomes more controllable. I reach land with my dad pulling me up onto the side of the quay.
I walk along the quay towards the cobbles that lead up to the high street. Someone with me talks about the tunnels under us that connect shops, old pubs and houses, built by smugglers but are still used today.
I make my way to a large pub that now stands along the cobbles. Inside people from my old work that I haven’t seen for a long time mingle with new friends from London and with kids I went to school with who are obviously no longer kids but who haven’t ever changed. Did I have a drink? I can’t remember. I do know that everyone was talking about the drop that got busted. Darren someone, ex Priestlands guy, says he’ll be all right he has a nice stash at home that no one is getting their hands on. I leave them in the upstairs bar, by the back stairs and I follow JH across the cobbles to another pub. But I leave her and make my way along a tunnel into a new mall that has been built but whose shops are still to open. It runs parallel to the cobbled hill, to the east, but the hill is much steeper, so steep that I can not reach the doors at the top. It is about then that the zombies start appearing.
Everyone is running away from the quay along the tunnel to the mall, away from the zombies. But the exits here are blocked! Panic! I find a couple of wooden poles that we could use as spears. I give one to another guy and we run down the tunnel towards the advancing undead. I throw mine into a zombie’s leg but it does little to slow down the advance. People I know are getting bitten. Fox gets bitten. Anna gets bitten; I try and save her by putting her face in a blancmange shape (?!!! – Ummm…?). Then it all goes quiet, people turn back from zombies to normal people, everyone is saved, no-one died. Hooray!
I celebrate by playing, and beating, a dog (border collie) at poker. My pair of kings up against his jack five. He draws a full house on the flop, jacks over fives, I make a 4 of a kind on the turn and the river. 4 Kings! Take that dog!
The end.
…and I woke up (from 24th April 04)
February 19, 2009 at 2:32 pm | In Migrated 20six stuff | Leave a CommentTags: elephant.com, pizza pie, zombies
Rub eyes.
Reach for glass of water next to bed… …sip sip… …urgh! It’s gone lumpy! How long have I been sleeping? It seems like months…
…Half remembered dreams; zombie theme park ride slasher marathon a go go; Cornish body boarding air time with perfect landing; try to buy lardy cake but it wont be in till later, curses; general BOUNCING a lot, all over the shop, massive one side of the street to the other, off walls, cars, etc. Power Jumps! What else? Indeed…
…ah the feverish non sleep of curse of consistent worry about pizza pie. What ever happened to the “is it a pie/is it a pizza” product? This seriously kept me awake thinking what went wrong with the whole marketing campaign. Was it meant to be a short lived thing? Are pizza pies still big in Armenia?
What ever happened to the elephant.com adverts? Does the company still exist? Why couldn’t they keep him (her?) in the car on the advert? WHY?
These things and more remain unanswered. There IS a connection. But what? Where is the conspiracy? What are my dreams/subconscious trying to tell me? I am being held hostage, tortured, my head held underwater till I can remember the connections. Ahhrgghhhh.
Long walk on Sunday
November 3, 2008 at 2:22 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: alexander palace, camden, sundays, sunrise, walking, walks, zombies
Once again this weekend I failed
to sleep on Saturday night though
this time it was mainly the fault
of on-line poker which saw me win
back a fair few quid. At about 6
o’clock in the morning I then had
to decide if it was a good time
to hit the sack or if I should do
something with the day instead.
So at six-thirty I left the flat
and started walking through the
edge of the night toward Alexander
Palace and the sunrise that would
salvage my weekend from the bad
karma of gambling.
Walking these quiet roads there
is no-one else around until seven
except for two cars which pass me
on my walk. The garden centre has
already got Christmas decorations
up, from the pavement I can only
see a lit up angel, trumpet held
to lips but silent. It is cold out
so I have my hat and scarf along
with two t shirts and a jacket
which are doing a good job of
keeping me snug.
I walk through suburbia, past the
houses of taxi drivers, limosine
drivers, houses of people whose
post codes may say Wood Green but
whose houses state Muswell Hill
with aspiring hard stares. I get a
small bit lost and end up at a
different entrance to Ally Pally
to the one that I was expecting.
The gate I was heading for passes
a small fenced deer enclosure to
the back of the palace but I ended
up at a gate behind the duck pond
instead.
I then walked behind the palace
and found a new building which
looked sinister (and eighties)
in the half light. It was called
the laboratory and was some kind
of health club. I walked through
its grounds but the gate to Ally
Pally grounds was locked shut. A
good zombie location for sure.
So back the way I came, passed the
skate park and this time I would
walk in front of the palace. I
passed a blue plaque at the base
of the old broadcasting tower
which says that this was the
first place to broadcast high
definition TV, back in the 30s.
Picture a sunrise over London and
you may think of clear skies with
the odd whispy cloud perhaps.
Better than that this was a misty
morning, the tower blocks only 3
miles away slunk slowly into view
with the growing orange red fire
that spread with thick viscous
from the city. It was awesome
and more lovely than I had
imagined. I took a few photos
with my crap mobile phone and
cursed my not yet owning one of
those digital cameras. Maybe this
Christmas?
After that I walked down to where
the farmers market was getting
set up and then up towards Muswell
Hill. I passed an old women and
cheerfully said good morning. She
gave me a worried look then stared
down as she increased her pace.
Ah, London. I stop off and buy a
Double Decker, the king of
chocolate bars. I had only eaten
4 pieces of toast the day before
and I was getting peckish. Once
before I had searched for a greasy
spoon type cafe in Muswell Hill
but after asking someone they
replied; “a proper cafe? This is
Muswell Hill mate!” True, true.
French style orgainc cake shops
perhaps but no english fry ups
are to be found.
Onwards again to Highgate. There
are people up and around now,
mainly joggers in highgate woods
or shop keepers opening up.
Highgate woods is pleasant to
stroll through (joggers aside)
but the football pitch in the
middle is very muddy and my
walking boots and ripped jean
bottoms get coated. I had bought
these jeans, a good few inches
too long for my short legs, in
the hope that the ends would become
beaten looking, trendily scruffy.
But no. So they do pick up a fair
amount of baggage from the ground.
Passed highgate I walk down Fitzroy
Park, a lane which if you were
to say to me “I live there” then
I would instantly propose marriage
or suggest that I would make an
excellant house sitter when you
are out of the country. Across
Hampstead Heath I notice that my
scarf has gone. Bugger. Do I go
back for it or resign myself to
it’s loss? Well, it is a personal
favourite so I retrace my steps.
I ask a jogger if he’s passed it,
but no joy. Better luck from a
couple of dog walkers who tell me
that they saw a stripey scarf up
Fitzroy Park and so after going
back and picking it up I cross
the heath again, this time without
the loss of anything. Plenty of
fishing tents are pitched along
the side of the ponds (or lakes?)
with fishermen slowly emerging
with, I suspect, hangovers.
In Hampstead I pick up a paper
and then finally get to sit down.
A cup of coffee and a panini are
very, very welcome but it is the
rest that is the most important
treat. Down to Camden next where
I find the markets are in a much
different state to when I left
them, three years ago (or is it
less than that?). New luxury flats
are being built and the arches
are not accessable. I wander
around and wonder why everyone
seems to be French here. I stop
off in the Disk & Tape exchange
and pick up some post-rock 7″s
and then visit Fox who is living
in a flat or some illness. I
push Charlie along on his trike
towards Regents Park where he
goes on the swings – Faster!
Faster Daddy! – and then back to
Camden where I catch the bus back
north.
A good walk, maybe 9 or 10 miles.
Zombie bicycle adventure
September 1, 2008 at 1:54 pm | In i could be dreaming | 2 CommentsTags: bicycle, cycling, dreams, undead, zombie, zombies
George A Romereo has a bee in his bonnet over running zombies. It’s all the fault of the Dawn of the Dead remake which introduced us all to an undead who could not only shuffle but move at a fair old lick. George was not impressed. In Diary of the Dead he hammers the point home that zombies do not have the wherewithal or disposition to be any more active than the stumbley-mumblies that we know and love. However, while fans, directors and critics of the genre may argue this point, and have at some length, they have so far ignored the other burning issue… are zombies perfectly capable of using a bicycle?
While it may be given little weight I humbly offer the experience of one thisisalloneword who found himself the victim of a zombie bite not 4 nights ago. Wanting vengeance against those who had wronged him he set out in chase of one such person seated upright upon a (half inched) bicycle.
Cycling was not a problem whatsoever although I will point out that thisisalloneword was suffering from zombie infection which was only visible from his face. His arms and legs did not bear the rotting marks and slushy bruises of the curse and this may explain the ease to which he confidently rode and gave chase. Also it could be argued that he was not ‘fully zombie’ and I accept this without qualm.
If you’re wondering he never bit the man he was chasing but did manage to bite into the neck of some unfortunate goth girl circus performer.
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